fan pan taufu-zai

This is a very pitiful and tragic (never-before-heard) story of fan pan taufu-zai..

Once upon a time, there was a fan pan taufu-zai..
(which looks a little retarded but still very very very cute)

He was just sitting around enjoying himself

but he didn't know that there was a taufu approaching him

the taufu came closer n closer..n fan pan became
more n more afraid.

n then the taufu whispered in fan pan's ears saying,

taufu: woi! yau chin mo?
fan pan: hah?
taufu: che chu 5 kau sui lei sin..
fan pan: ngo mo wor..

taufu: mou!???
fan pan: sorry arr...
taufu: kam...lei hui sei la!!

fan pan: aiyak...